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"scoob" (scoobsti)
05/13/2016 at 23:00 • Filed to: None

It is 11 PM here, which means there is 1 hour left in this day. Will my package be delivered?

Or will it get shipped to Long Island and then back to Brooklyn again, like USPS did?

Or will they lose my package?

Or will they deliver it to the wrong address?

Or will it be forgotten about, somewhere in limbo, so lost that even they can’t track it?

Or will the driver dump it on our walkway in plain view of anyone walking on the sidewalk, making it extremely easy to get stolen?

All of the above has happened to me in the past 6 months from FedEx, UPS, and USPS.

DISCUSSION (17)

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > scoob
05/13/2016 at 23:04

USPS somehow processed a package in Keanry, shipped it to NYC, sent it to Queens, back to Kearny, to my towns post office, then to me.

I vote all of the above will happen to yoh

scoob > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/13/2016 at 23:10

How on earth is that in any way efficient at all?

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > scoob
05/13/2016 at 23:11

Depends how valuable the packages is and desperately you need it. The more important it is to you the more likely they will say it is out for delivery for 3 more days then just throw it out the window to the end of your driveway. That thing you don't really need that you forgot you ordered and aren't tracking is what actually shows up on time in one piece at your door. It's like they can read minds at times.

RedlineZ bought an SV (And is getting rid of the z) > scoob
05/13/2016 at 23:13

come on man you didnt think they would actually get you your package on time did you? i had a package make it as far as my local post office but the idiots put it in the outgoing mail truck and not the “for delivery” truck so they sent it back to Kearny. im convinced nobody in NJ’s post office has any idea what they are doing.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > scoob
05/13/2016 at 23:16

The fact it went from NJ to NY to deeper into NY to NJ then to my house thats 5 minutes from kearny is mind numbing

scoob > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
05/13/2016 at 23:17

This one thing I didn’t really need got lost, so they had to ship another one. It took an extra 1.5 months to deliver something that was supposed to come in a few days.

When I finally got it I realized I completely forgot about it.

scoob > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/13/2016 at 23:20

Why can’t we just pick our own shit up?

If I’m ordering from Amazon I HAVE to ship it using the Locker feature. So much better.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > scoob
05/13/2016 at 23:20

Because you touch yourself at night.

I can order from amazon and get it next day. Yay for Amazon warehouses in jersey

scoob > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/13/2016 at 23:24

but

how did u kno

scoob > RedlineZ bought an SV (And is getting rid of the z)
05/13/2016 at 23:28

im convinced nobody in NJ has any idea what they are doing.

FTFY.

JK DON”T KILL ME PLEASE

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > scoob
05/13/2016 at 23:30

A few years ago I bought a dining room table online. It weighs like 150 lbs. I live on a hill and shockingly it got “lost” when the delivery driver saw the steps up to my house. So another one was sent out. This one arrived with a crack in the wood on the top. So they sent out a third top, but by this time it was out of stock so it had to come from the factory when they got around to making them 2 months later. I just started using the one with the crack and forgot about it until a few months later when my wife called asking what the hell the huge box on our porch was. It’s actually still in the box in my garage.

RedlineZ bought an SV (And is getting rid of the z) > scoob
05/13/2016 at 23:31

what size cement shoes do you wear? just curious

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > scoob
05/13/2016 at 23:33

look out your window

scoob > RedlineZ bought an SV (And is getting rid of the z)
05/13/2016 at 23:39

10 for boots and dress shoes

10.5 - 11 for sneakers

Cement shoes should be nice and snug, so probably 10.

scoob > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/13/2016 at 23:39

I don’t see anything.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > scoob
05/13/2016 at 23:40

That’s how good i am

scoob > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/13/2016 at 23:42

Kinja'd!!!